Out Of Bed And Back To Reality – Media Dinner At Green Eggplant

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As you know, from my rants and rambles whilst on T3s – I have been practically bedridden for this past week or so. While my surgeon DID say to give myself two weeks of rest – I’ve forced myself back to reality because I’m a rebel like that.

*insert ‘…don’t act like you’re not impressed’ Anchorman joke*

While I could say my first foray into the real world was on Saturday for my niece’s birthday dinner/party…I actually bailed on that pretty quickly. A bunch of 10yr olds screaming and running around is NOT what the doctor ordered after having ear surgery. So…I gave myself a few more days of rest and relaxation, which really wasn’t rest and relaxation because I can only manage to get 3 hours of sleep a night, and I’m still in quite a bit of pain in the ear area…so…yeah.


But yesterday – I jumped back into the hecticness that we all know my life is and headed out for a media dinner at Green Eggplant with a bunch of other blogger friends. And it’s like Mother Nature knew I needed some beautiful weather so she graced us Torontonians with sunshine and mild temperatures. See photo proof in the above selfie.

Thanks, boo. 

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Hey, that’s me!

Green Eggplant – a Mediterranean grill in the heart of the Beaches. Serving up an array of diverse flavours and fusions that always satisfies. Memorable and delicious dining!

Apparently there used to be a Green Eggplant location more in the Uptown area, near Avenue and Lawrence (I think) – but their Beaches location is the only one now. Last nights dinner was to showcase their new resto because they moved a couple of doors down the street to 2024 Queen St. East. Me, like an idiot – originally went to the old address and thought I was getting Punk’d. After realizing I put in the wrong address in my calendar event – I made a quick dash down the street to the new location. Thankfully it wasn’t too far…because, lazy…lolz.

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Any place that serves fishbowl drinks as big as my big head is good in my books. As I was late to the party at Green Eggplant, I looked around at what others had ordered and once I saw the fishbowl bellini – I knew I had to have one. I ordered a raspberry one, because it was pink and looked delicious. Looks were NOT deceiving in this case as it was fanfreakingtastic.

Don’t worry, I haven’t changed my ways too much –  I of course, had wine with dinner. #wineisbae

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By the time I got there, some appys had already been served. So as I slunk into my seat, feeling like poop for being late – I looked around the table and saw what I thought at first was ceviche – but it was actually bruschetta! Garlic and herbed Panini grill pressed focaccia was strategically placed around a mold of fresh chopped tomatoes, lots of garlic, red onions, topped with fresh parsley and grated Parmesan. Such a cool presentation and plating of bruschetta – I had never seen anything like that before! And it was delish to boot! Green Eggplant also offers complementary dips to start. It’s a trio that includes homemade hummus, a creamy garlic eggplant baba ganoush, as well as a fried eggplant with caramelized onions in a tomato base – all served with daily fresh-baked baguette. 

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Calamari is one of those things that took me forever to finally try. I used to be the pickiest eatever EVER. Seriously. Did you know I only had a sliced cucumber for the first time like, 5 years ago. Yup. But I started venturing out, and broadening my horizons on the food front a couple of years ago. Whenever I’d go out, especially with Jo – he would always encourage me to try new things and slowly I did. Calamari was one of these things and now I love it (if it’s done properly)! Green Eggplant‘s  calamari is fresh and marinated to create a perfect non-chewy and tender texture and is lightly dusted in seasoned batter. Each order of calamari is fresh and  made to order – it’s not that frozen stuff some places try to pull of. Our group devoured a few plates of it…and truth be told – I know we could have had more. Everyone loved it.

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Rando Dando JennJenn Fact: I’ve never had Caesar salad dressing

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Seeing as I haven’t really eaten much over the past on account of not really being able to chew after having surgery on my ear…I was hungry last night! I’d say hangry…but I wasn’t really angry. I was the first to order at the table, and as some friends pointed out – I set the precedent because #FattyJJ came out to play! LOL I ordered the lamb chops, with rice, AND a skewer of grilled jumbo shrimp. Noms. You know when you order grilled shrimp, and it doesn’t really taste ~grilled~? I hate that. I love the charcoal-ey taste from the grill, and that’s exactly what I got when I inhaled ate my shrimp skewer. I was a little nervous for the lamb though. Lamb is one of those meats that needs to be cooked perfectly in order to be enjoyable. MoVernie ordered a steak and the server asked how he would like it cooked, but us lamb orderers weren’t asked how we’d like it prepared. Thankfully – when the lamb came out, the good folks at Green Eggplant had cooked it to a perfect medium on the grill. Green Eggplant marinades their lamb in their secret mediterranean marinade for at least 24hrs to ensure the meat is nice and tender. And..and…and –  each serving is at least 18 ounces per portion. Come hungry.


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All in all, I’m so glad I forced myself out last night. I got to see some friends who I haven’t seen in a while, gave big ol’ hugs and congrats to Heartless Girl on her recent engagement (!!), and got to devour some delish food! As you can see in the above pic – everyone enjoyed their dinners throughly and left with happy and full bellies!

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And the best part? Because the portions were so ridiculously big…I know what I’m having for lunch today! #winning Thanks Green Eggplant!

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